Month: March 2022

Gladiator!

Gladiator!

To Russel Crowe’s chagrin, Ridley Scott has dropped him from the remake of the Gladiator film because he’s found someone tougher to play the lead role. “Russ has big muscles and a strong jaw” the English director went on to say, “but Maud Muir has the exceptional power and strength of a true Gladiator. We must sign her up immediately!” Rugby star Muir was unavailable to comment on her possible film debut as she was busy pulverising some forwards. The 20 year old has been coaching multiple girls teams at Maidenhead RFC and…continue reading →
Chinese New Year of the Tiger

Chinese New Year of the Tiger

Chinese New Year is a great opportunity for me to plug my tiger prints. Visit my instagram page to see what happened to the hand that dared twitch the tiger’s tail… If you know any tigers - or know anyone who’s been eaten by one, let me know and I’ll immortalise them in a colourful watercolour tiger print! Just click here for my prices, my portfolio and the ordering procedure.continue reading →
Women’s rugby

Women’s rugby

New year, new hobby. I’m thinking of taking up women’s rugby… If you’re doing the same - or perhaps you already play women’s rugby - let me know and I can draw you, cauliflower ears and all. *Of course this post is 2 months old now, I’ve spent so much time at Maidenhead RFC I haven’t been near my blog. Standby for about a dozen more catch-up posts in the next 24 hours while I’m in my bi-annual marketing frenzy inspired by Sue Anstiss and the team behind @nowomannotry Just click here for…continue reading →