Love takes many forms…

Love takes many forms…

”Love takes many forms” said somebody once. That earth-shattering observation inspired the prints that are currently flying off the shelves at Two for Joy in Maidenhead. Our in-house Relationship Counsellor advises you to get down there, pronto!continue reading →
Recipe for love

Recipe for love

Been together longer than just last night? Got enough shared history to fill an A4 print? The what are you waiting for? A personalised Recipe for Love portrait like this one is yours for the taking! All I need is photos, info and a measly £199 (plus p&p). Offer closes for Valentine’s Day at midnight on 7.2.18continue reading →
Move over Stella McCartney!

Move over Stella McCartney!

Supermodels were agog at the recent launch of my new fashion label. Designed exclusively for Berkshire’s top swim school Let’s Dive In, this piece of poolside couture has made a splash on catwalks all over the world. www.letsdivein.co.ukcontinue reading →
The personal touch!

The personal touch!

The first day in a new job can be nerve-wracking, with staff queuing up to give you a Bog Wash or a Chinese Burn when the boss isn’t looking! Top recruitment firm Asset Resourcing only match candidates with kindly companies - and they make sure this stylish card is on your desk on Day 1. www.assetresourcing.comcontinue reading →
Careering into the new year!

Careering into the new year!

SG rushes headlong into 2018 with this portrait of Mr Moakes being driven wild in Windsor. I suspect a sponsorship deal from Citroen may be in the offing following my product placement of their ‘Berlingo’.continue reading →
A salute from the Sunday Times!

A salute from the Sunday Times!

Sales rocketed today after I got a colossal plug from the Interiors Section of the Sunday Times. Recognising true brilliance when she saw it, Editor Katrina Burroughs honoured me with a tweet then followed it up by: demanding that the ST letterhead be immediately re-designed by yours truly; urging every person with a grasp of good taste to get one of my portraits, without a seconds delay; arranging an eye-watering salary in return for a weekly illustration; commissioning an artistic overhaul of the ST website, forthwith! Some of the above actions are yet…continue reading →